March 01, 2007

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Due to receive a $1 million dollar bonus this Tuesday, the Steelers parted ways with their talented linebacker.  This led to the following exchanged by two Browns fans.   
 

 

The Weedwacker-“Yo, did you hear that the Steelers cut Joey Porter?  The Browns need to snatch him and Nate Clements up.” 
 

 

 

Sandwasher-Referring to Porter, “You really want that a-hole wearing the beautiful Orange and Brown?"

 

 

 

The Weedwacker-“Classy guys are getting us 4 wins a year.  Show him the money!” 

 

 

--M.D. Sandwasher

As Always, comments, questions, and rants, can be sent to sandwasher@yahoo.com. 
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